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ATTACHED IS A LIST OF PROSPECTIVE MEMBERS OF THE HAWK REST VILLAGE, SITE TO BE DETERMINED. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF ELECTING BOARD MEMEBERS FOR THE VILLAGE.

I THINK WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE PREAMBLE (WHICH DIDKIE HAS STARTED) ALONG WITH SOME "COMMANDMENTS" SINCE WE ARE A
"CHRISTAIN BASED" ORGANIZATION AND AN ADMISSION POLICY.

ADMISSION SUGGESTIONS;

1. ANY PROSPECTIVE MEMBER MUST HAVE BEEN A HAWK (SALT OR JAY) FOR CONSIDERATION.
2. IF NOT A HAWK, MUST HAVE UNAMOUS CONSENT OF 50% OF ELECTED BOARD.
3. MUST NOT HAVE LOST PERVERTED SENSE OF HUMOR IN THEIR RESPECTIVE SENIOR YEARS.
4. MUST BE A REGISTERED REPBLICAN................OH HELL..........FORGOT ABOUT SMOKEY AND GROVE. FORGET THIS ONE.

(ADDITIONAL CRITERIA?)

I THINK SMOKEY WOULD BE GOOD TO ORGANIZE THE PREAMBLE. ANYONE CAN MAKE SUGGESTIONS FOR THE COMMANDMENTS, AND HERE'S A START'

1. THOU SHALT NOT PASS WIND IN THE MIDST OF MEMBERS
2. THOU SHALT NOT USE PROFANITY IN MIXED COMPANY
3. THOU SHALT WEAR THEIR DENTURES AT ALL TIMES
4. THOU SHALT KEEP DIAPERS ON HAND AT ALL TIMES.
5. THOU SHALT NEVER TRUST A FART.

7. THOU SHALT SHARE HIS "THUNDERBIRD"
8. THOU SHALT NOT "FLASH" MEMBERS BETWEEN HOURS OF 6 AM TO 11 PM.

BOARD MEMBERS ELECTED TO DATE:

ROGER JOHNSON; MINISTER
STU KEOWN; VILLAGE ATTORNEY
DIDKIE WIENS; PROPERTY MANAGER
ARMAND BAUGHMAN; SOCIAL DIRECTOR
(BY THE WAY.......HAS HE ACCEPTED HIS POSITION?)

(FURTHER NOMINATIONS??)

CHAIRMAN